Today when my mom made me go to the mall with her, I noticed something very unusual...
GIRLS WERE CHECKIN' ME OUT, MAN!
*ahem*
You probably wouldn't understand that last outbreak unless you knew what a complete loser and how unsocial I am. I could not talk to a wall without stuttering if I didn't think it wasn't looking at me.
So, I'm just sitting on a bench outside the store my mom and sister are in, minding my own business and watching people pass by.
Three girls pass by, carrying one shopping bag apiece. I glance at them as they walk by, and I happen to catch their eye.
They walk by.
Then about ten feet away, they turn around, (appa